Apple Eater

You can move left or right with arrow keys. Press up to teleport to the other side of the screen. A circular placeholder shows where you'll be teleported. You have three hearts. You lose one heart when an apple falls on the ground, or you are struck by lightning. Catching apples increases your score. Focus on the player alone, not on the placeholder, because it gets confusing that way. And most importantly, I am gay.

(I don't know why some text is cut-off in the start screen.)